Hey there, my name is Jory. I'm 18, gay, and Californian. When I don't know what to say I blurt out "dragons" so I can give myself a second to remember.

telapathetic:

ireland is my favourite place in the world

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like-a-sir1:

howtoraiseageek:

Tony Stark, inside the helmet view.

image

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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

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Only the Avatar can master all four elements and bring balance to the world.

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thosecomics:

I’m starting school tomorrow…

SO HERE’S A CALIFORNACONDA!! :D

(via daydreamerally)

blanclabel:

you-were-just-a-sailors-promise:

subtleromance:

fossilbird:

blondeisawesome:

A wave viewed from underwater

waaa

This is insane

thats like the sky for sea creatures o.o

~

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kingslionheartt:

For nooowestayandgetcaught - winner in my Tumblr Awards!

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imsirius:

I'm in so much pain!
Then suffer! Because this... is far worse. It will take you to a lush
meadow with the high summer where you lie in the soft grass, and bask in the sun. And feel nothing but bliss. And you will never want to return
to this frozen pisshole in the snow. 

A Young Doctor's Notebook

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Wheres my tractor

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wienersushi:

alltsar:

corporatevagina:

pipedreamexplosion:

emmatavasci:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

fucktheflagandfuckyou:

Say those three words and I’m yours

I hate capitalism

Fuck the police

Abolish wage slavery

Smash the patriarchy

Communism will win

DANCE WATER DANCE

(via lightninglovesthisfatass)

fancypancakes:

you cant come back from that

(via daydreamerally)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

byleistrs:

morrissarty:

stupid-lemon-eater:

#the set designer motto for this movie was when in doubt add more glitter

it’s funny because it’s true

This wasn’t even scripted this is just what happens whenever David Bowie enters a room anywhere

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JD.